James Hodgkins Signing
James Hodgkins this weekend. The party man - he cometh. This is a fantastic story, that deserves to be disseminated to the entire world.

James made a lot of money last time he was up. A lot. And went drinking. A lot. Then it reaches cucking out time and he decides he wants to keep drinking. So Mike says where? Dancing club? Casino? And my boyfriend interrupts with Strip club? Being half testosterone and half alcohol, the group sets off to an establishment of strip. And when they get there, there's this stripper walking around in a Union Jack bikini with long blonde hair. This immediately strikes a chord with James, who follows her off for a private dance. All the time saying - Say You're Jenny Sparks... After more alcohol and more nakedness, he bought the bikini.

So, last week, this girl comes into the shop and says, hi! Mike immediately turns to me and says, say hello to Jenny Sparks. She was in for some reference material, being as James was coming back up. Some reference material for Wonder Woman AND Catwoman. Oh my god.

If anyone wants a Jenny Sparks/Catwoman/Batman/Aliens/Daredevil sketch, drop me a mail and I'll see what I can do.